list of things to do when you’re sad:
- eat chocolate
- listen to music
- order pizza
- buy new clothes
- watch movies
don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?
*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa
Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now
95% of the time I feel absolutely nothing but that 5% of the time I feel everything all at once.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they’ve got a second. -William James